what i learnt from Sherlock Holmes(the movie)

I learned strictly that souls are NOT worthless.

I mean, seriously guys! what the heck do we mean by "souls are worthless"? Mr. robert downey J.R. has proven in the movie that magic doesnt exist, black magic is fake, the main baddass is a liar and that hot dogs are his favourite ole' england snack.

Lets face it, a buff bald guy with a hammer is definitely going to scare you unless you can pass a stong electric current through his pelvic region. Which fortunately, none of us can do. So now we can happily get pummeled by buff bald guys.

Okay, let me summarise. I. Like. Hot. Dogs. If you havent learnt that by now, lets just give it a rest and dance like kangaroo's in Melbourne Central okay? FFS!

Finally, by using various animal parts including but not limited to rat tails, frog intestines, pig "whips", deer antlers, hair off a goats ass, porridge and a flavourful american hot dog, you can actually create a poison strong enough to satisfy a chinaman's tastebuds for "spare part porridge".