The Ballad Of Mona Lisa

Rule #1
Open A Window

Rule #2
Close The Window Two Hours Later

Rule #3
Stop All Clocks
And Cover All Mirrors

Rule #4
Bathe The Body

Rule #5
Lay the body in white.

Rule #6
Allow The People To Wail and Lament

Uni Studies

Studying in uni at night in preparation for the exam is absurdly fun. The silence of a buncha hardcore nerds just makes the atmosphere a lot more boring. Nevertheless, it leads to unexpected improvements in productivity. I mean, if everyone isnt talkin sh*t to you, you simply have no choice but to shut yourself up. Bye.

what i learnt from Sherlock Holmes(the movie)

I learned strictly that souls are NOT worthless.

I mean, seriously guys! what the heck do we mean by "souls are worthless"? Mr. robert downey J.R. has proven in the movie that magic doesnt exist, black magic is fake, the main baddass is a liar and that hot dogs are his favourite ole' england snack.

Lets face it, a buff bald guy with a hammer is definitely going to scare you unless you can pass a stong electric current through his pelvic region. Which fortunately, none of us can do. So now we can happily get pummeled by buff bald guys.

Okay, let me summarise. I. Like. Hot. Dogs. If you havent learnt that by now, lets just give it a rest and dance like kangaroo's in Melbourne Central okay? FFS!

Finally, by using various animal parts including but not limited to rat tails, frog intestines, pig "whips", deer antlers, hair off a goats ass, porridge and a flavourful american hot dog, you can actually create a poison strong enough to satisfy a chinaman's tastebuds for "spare part porridge".

GRRR!

DaMN It! Jit Hon feels displeased with the way things are. Damn alotta assignments due this week. Gaaah!

Looks like late slpin again today(tonight more like) Only one word can describe this feeling: Bugger.

Melbournia

Welcome to melbourne. Where internet is very fast and also, very expensive. Makes me want to say, well no internet for me. So here I am freeloading off the uni internet. This is just lame. Well, im off to study. First lecture starts 2 weeks after Academic advice day

I would post pictures but well, I dont really know how to do it on the uni comps. Will figure this out soon enuff..

Long time no post

Why is it that we feel sleepy all the time and when you actually get the opportunity to sleep, you actually have to wake up in the morning? Its quite interesting how sleep requirements work. Never the right timing. When you're not sleepy, you've got enough time to sleep the moring out. But when you actually Are sleepy, BAM wake up damn early in the morning to do out daily chores.

Absolutely fantastic. But anyhows im gonna get some sleep now.

Over and out.

Is it Me?

Is it me or did I just realise that the biggest holiday in January is in December(a.k.a New Years). However so, its very much Okay. Why? Because i can put in more hours into WORK! Which by the way, is very very fun indeed. I mean, how can you not like the routine excitement that you can find in both work and the workplace?

Aite, thats some good fun alright.

Either way, if anyone of you can remember my review of Avatar in last months posts, I gave it a 5 out of 5. Well, read the news today and whoa! top earning movie... Not bad man.